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Biden Basement Tapes Being Bootlegged

June 29, 2020

A NewsSkunk informant reports receiving an anonymous text message offering to sell a bootlegged copy of the Biden Basement Tapes. Purportedly, The Tapes are recordings of selected conversations presumed Democrat…

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Liberalville Autonomous Zone Declares its Dependence

June 28, 2020

Liberalville, Stories

Protesters occupied a six-block area of downtown Liberalville last night, naming it the Liberalville Autonomous Zone, or LAZY for short. (Note: Members were unable to think of a word that…

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Historic Liberalville Working Farm Goes to Pot

April 24, 2020

Liberalville, Stories

The often troubled, multi-million dollar Liberalville Working Farm and Family Zoo celebrated its second anniversary yesterday by closing the Farm and giving all employees the day off. Liberalville officials accepted…

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Biden Accepts Hythloday Society Award; Delivers Gaffe-free Speech

April 23, 2020

Stories, The Obama Years

Officials and attendees of the super-secretive Hythloday Society were pleasantly surprised when Vice President Joe Biden accepted an invitation to personally receive his Hythloday Award and address attendees at the…

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Liberalville Honors Losing Sports Teams with Participation Parade

April 22, 2020

Liberalville, Stories

Self-esteem was high yesterday as Liberalville honored its sports teams with a ticker-tape parade down Government Highway, complete with athletes, marching bands, cheerleaders, and Mayor Assisi at the reviewing station.…

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Naïve Eskimo Mayor Addresses Climate Change Conference

April 21, 2020

Liberalville, Stories

Chief Watumi Esimokmi, mayor of the small fishing town Albertaville, Alaska, traveled by dog sled, snowmobile, boat, and seaplane to arrive in Anchorage, Alaska, to address scientists and funding sources…

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University Flag Burning Bonfire Accidently Burns Up Safe Space Area

April 19, 2020

Liberalville, Stories

Tragedy struck yesterday when a flag burning protest at Liberalville University spread across the University grounds. University officials report that the fire led to several injuries and significant property damage.…

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EPA Adds Snipe to Endangered Species List

April 10, 2019

Stories, The Obama Years

When NewsSkunk called the EPA last April 1st and asked if the snipe was on the List of Endangered Species, it had no idea that the call would lead to…

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Obama to Follow Failed Reinvestment Program with Re-Reinvestment Program

April 21, 2015

Stories, The Obama Years

(Note: NewsSkunk can often stop the news by threatening to report it. The following is one example. – ed.) Undaunted by the failures of the Reinvestment Program portions of the…

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Cuba Recruiting Former Communist Obama Aides to Help Run Cuba

April 5, 2015

Stories, The Obama Years

An assistant at a national recruiting firm in Washington, D.C., has told NewsSkunk that her firm has received an unusual assignment – recruit former Obama administration officials and associates to…

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Biden Basement Tapes Being Bootlegged

Liberalville Autonomous Zone Declares its Dependence

Historic Liberalville Working Farm Goes to Pot

Biden Accepts Hythloday Society Award; Delivers Gaffe-free Speech

Liberalville Honors Losing Sports Teams with Participation Parade

Naïve Eskimo Mayor Addresses Climate Change Conference

University Flag Burning Bonfire Accidently Burns Up Safe Space Area

EPA Adds Snipe to Endangered Species List

Obama to Follow Failed Reinvestment Program with Re-Reinvestment Program

Cuba Recruiting Former Communist Obama Aides to Help Run Cuba

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