An assistant at a national recruiting firm in Washington, D.C., has told NewsSkunk that her firm has received an unusual assignment – recruit former Obama administration officials and associates to help the Cuban government-run Cuba.
According to the assistant, the Castro brothers Raul and Fidel have been very impressed with the communist talent President Obama has been able to recruit to his administration. They expect that the demand for communist-leaning talent in the U.S. will wane after Obama’s second term expires, and they thought Cuba could find meaningful jobs for these executives within Cuba’s communist bureaucracy. Under Castro and communism, Cuba has gone from the wealthiest Central American country to the poorest.
NewsSkunk has been shown a list of current and former executives typed onto two pages, one under the heading “Si’” and one under “No.” Under the “Si’” page, former Press Secretary Anita Dunn heads the list. Dunn once told an audience that she “looks for inspiration” from former communist revolutionary and murderer of tens of millions Mao Tse Tung. Reverend Jeremiah Wright is the first name listed first on the “No” page.
Former Green Energy Czar Vance Jones is on the “Si’” list and has three stars next to his name. An admitted former communist, Jones is to be offered a high-profile position teaching Cubans to live without air conditioning, petroleum, and refrigeration. Carol Browner, former director of the White House Office of Energy and Climate Change Policy, is coveted for her anti-oil, anti-natural gas, and anti-coal rhetoric, all of which are in a severely short supply in Cuba. Former Regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein is to desired to promote his view that assets owned by citizens do not belong to the citizens but instead to the government (assets being another item in short supply in Cuba). There were another two dozen names on the “Si’” list. Vice President Joe Biden, who is not considered a communist, is included on the “Si’” list with a handwritten “for levity” explanation next to his name. Handwritten on the bottom of the page was “or anyone at NSA with a password.”
Not all communist-leaning Obama associates made the Si’ list. Colombia professors Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn are on the ‘No’ list. Michelle Obama is not only included on the “No” list but is also underlined in red. Jay Z is a no; Beyonce a yes.
The assistant, who is fluent in Spanish, translated one conversation in which relocation incentives were discussed. The U.S. recruiter had difficulty convincing the Cuban emissary that “an apartment that comes with a shower AND toilet paper” would not be sufficient to convince US-based communist executives to move to Cuba.
Ironically, the Cubans had no interest in hiring Barack Obama in any capacity after his second term ended. “He would wreck our economy,” was the emissary’s response when asked.
In Cuba, the government representatives or the communist government-controlled press are not trusted, so NewsSkunk reached out to its sister informants with NewsMofeta. They conducted an informal poll of Cuban citizens asking how they would respond to news that a former President Obama might be recruited to assist the Cuban government. Maria del Rio, a nurse at a Cuban hospital currently experiencing shortages of bandages, pharmaceuticals, electricity, and toilet paper (“the government takes it all”), provided a typical response, “Obama? Oh, God, no. He would wreck our economy.”
