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Liberalville

Welcome to Liberalville, a place where liberal and socialist policies are purely applied.

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Historic Liberalville Working Farm Goes to Pot

The often troubled, multi-million dollar Liberalville Working Farm and Family Zoo celebrated its second anniversary yesterday by closing the Farm and giving all employees the day off. Liberalville officials accepted…

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Liberalville Honors Losing Sports Teams with Participation Parade

Self-esteem was high yesterday as Liberalville honored its sports teams with a ticker-tape parade down Government Highway, complete with athletes, marching bands, cheerleaders, and Mayor Assisi at the reviewing station.…

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Liberalville Autonomous Zone Declares its Dependence

Protesters occupied a six-block area of downtown Liberalville last night, naming it the Liberalville Autonomous Zone, or LAZY for short. (Note: Members were unable to think of a word that…

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University Flag Burning Bonfire Accidently Burns Up Safe Space Area

Tragedy struck yesterday when a flag burning protest at Liberalville University spread across the University grounds. University officials report that the fire led to several injuries and significant property damage.…

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Naïve Eskimo Mayor Addresses Climate Change Conference

Chief Watumi Esimokmi, mayor of the small fishing town Albertaville, Alaska, traveled by dog sled, snowmobile, boat, and seaplane to arrive in Anchorage, Alaska, to address scientists and funding sources…

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