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The often troubled, multi-million dollar Liberalville Working Farm and Family Zoo celebrated its second anniversary yesterday by closing the Farm and giving all employees the day off. Liberalville officials accepted…

Self-esteem was high yesterday as Liberalville honored its sports teams with a ticker-tape parade down Government Highway, complete with athletes, marching bands, cheerleaders, and Mayor Assisi at the reviewing station.…

Protesters occupied a six-block area of downtown Liberalville last night, naming it the Liberalville Autonomous Zone, or LAZY for short. (Note: Members were unable to think of a word that…

Tragedy struck yesterday when a flag burning protest at Liberalville University spread across the University grounds. University officials report that the fire led to several injuries and significant property damage.…

Chief Watumi Esimokmi, mayor of the small fishing town Albertaville, Alaska, traveled by dog sled, snowmobile, boat, and seaplane to arrive in Anchorage, Alaska, to address scientists and funding sources…

A NewsSkunk informant reports receiving an anonymous text message offering to sell a bootlegged copy of the Biden Basement Tapes. Purportedly, The Tapes are recordings of selected conversations presumed Democrat…

Officials and attendees of the super-secretive Hythloday Society were pleasantly surprised when Vice President Joe Biden accepted an invitation to personally receive his Hythloday Award and address attendees at the…

(Note: NewsSkunk can often stop the news by threatening to report it. The following is one example. – ed.) Undaunted by the failures of the Reinvestment Program portions of the…

An assistant at a national recruiting firm in Washington, D.C., has told NewsSkunk that her firm has received an unusual assignment – recruit former Obama administration officials and associates to…